Me every night:	I don't need to sleep.
Me every morning:	I need to sleep for 3 days straight.

Fact:	The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me:	Well fuck
Actual Fact:	It's actually, you see yourself 20% less beautiful than everybody else see's you.
Me:	Thank fuck

Not feminism:	Oh my God, that woman is wearing make-up and high heels! She can't be a feminist. She's just adhering to the patriarchal expectations of femininity! What a traitor to her gender.
Not feminism:	I hate men! Women are so much better than men! All men are rapists and we don't need their help! Men are just there to oppress us and keep us down! Women are the superior gender.
Not feminism:	You're giving up your career to have a baby? You're being dictated to by a man! That's the wrong choice! You've slept with twenty men? Wow, way to show that you have no respect for yourself.
Feminism:	Women and men are equal. No-one should be discriminated against on the basis of their gender. Women have the right to decide how to live their life, how to dress, what to do with their body and who to love.